You take a million photos of them while they’re asleep.
You bless them when they sneeze.
You’d rather avoid getting up to grab something because you don’t want to disturb their peaceful resting position.
You warm up your cold hands on their bellies and armpits. You’ve DEFINITELY done this.
You have countless derivatives of their actual name and will totally call them these nicknames instead of using their real name like, all the time.
You get that pang of jealousy when they choose to sit with someone other than you…no it’s fine. I don’t care, really, my heart isn’t broken at all.
You get excited and point to the TV when a dog shows up to see how your pup reacts to other dogs on screen.
You sit them down like an actual person when they misbehave—“*sighs* Poochie, we’ve talked about this.”
You’ve used a mirror or your front-facing camera to try and show your frenchie what they look like. “Yeah that’s you, bub bub! You’re a cutie!”
You fake being passed out to see how they would react in an emergency situation (even though frenchies can sense when there is actually something wrong versus if you’re just being super weird by lying on the ground with your eyes shut).
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